Tinseltown Rebellion - Panty Rap
Tinseltown Rebellion
Panty Rap
11 květen 1981, 4:35 min.
předchozí skladba | zpět na info o albu | následující skladbaFrank Zappa (sólová kytara, zpěv)
Ike Willis (rytmická kytara, zpěv)
Ray White (rytmická kytara, zpěv)
Steve Vai (rytmická kytara, zpěv)
Warren Cucurullo (rytmická kytara, zpěv)
Denny Walley (slide kytara, zpěv)
Tommy Mars (klávesy, zpěv)
Peter Wolf (klávesy)
Bob Harris (klávesy, trumpeta, zpěv)
Ed Mann (perkuse)
Arthur Barrow (basa, zpěv)
Vinnie Colaiuta (bicí)
FZ:
"Hello there, welcome to the show. No, we are
not going to play 'Cheepnis' - that's right - but we
are collecting underpants, and we are collecting
dechové nástrojeieres, we are collecting small articles of
feminine underclothing. We are making a
quilt... really - trust me. So here's the deal, if
you're a girl and you're wearing a dress, whip 'em
off, that's it, see? No problem. Even with a pin...
what does it say? 'Nobody's perfect'. I guess so...
What we got here? Oh. Now let's see what's on
the inside. Uh huh, trainer coos. Okay. S'more,
s'more... Underpants, dechové nástrojeieres, just send 'em
up, no problem. Oh, you'll warm up to it. If
you're wearing pants and you have bikinis on
underneath your pants, rip the edges and pull
'em out; if you're wearing those big old ugly
cotton jobs go to the toilet and take 'em off, okay?
So far, ladies and gentlemen, the response from
this particular community has not been
especially gratifying. Perhaps you're a little bit
too intellectual here. Here's something...
tasteful, very tasteful... You'll get into it. Oh,
some more - look - it's almost like going to a,
well, never mind. Heh, heh, heh. I just want to
remind you that you are in direct competition
with Chicago, which so far has produced the
highest yield of female underclothes of any place
in the United States. Oh, here's one, thank you
very much. Chicago, if you'll recall, was the town
in which we received the very famous Voodoo
Butter Underpants... heh, heh... the pants that
nearly broke Tommy Mars' neck.
As soon as he
took a whiff of those, his head went back this far,
and he was heard to mutter 'Jeezus'. So, we don't
care what kind of condition they're in. What've
we got here? 'Twat Book', okay. Uh huh, very
good - Zeets, whadduya think? He already has
that one... no problem, though. Well, tonight
you're gonna be entertained by; Ike Willis on
kytara and zpěv; Tommy Mars on klávesy
and 'Jeezus'. You're also going to be entertaining
yourselves a little bit, but don't worry about it.
Steve Vai on kytara, zpěv and light blue hair".
IKE:
"Another contestant over there".
FZ:
"Oh, some more? Okay. Vinnie Colaiuta
on booklet. Now what does this say? 'Hi Frank,
how about'...what does this say? 'My hat from
the...how about wearing my hat...wearing...'
How about this, this is a college community,
right? 'How about wearing, w-e-r-e-i-n-g
never mind. Arthur Barrow on basa;
Bob Harris on klávesy, high vocal trumpeta
and vegetables; and, ladies and gentlemen,
the world-famous Ray White on kytara
and zpěv. Okay, you ready?
One, two, three, four..."
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